Oh wow.

My poor, poor neighbor. Apparently some freak in the building can't tell cremains from cocaine?

Other theories?

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7/12/2008

UPDATE FOR YOU DEAR CONCERNED READERS!

Two weeks ago I spoke with my neighbor about his missing mother, and he said she did finally arrive. Apparently his brother miscommunicated when she would be showing up. He said (ominously) that his brother will soon need an urn of his own if he doesn't shape up.