Tuesday, August 14, 2007

Mmmmm.....identity crisis.






This is my Simpsons self-portrait. Perhaps I flatter myself. I certainly don't have that waist-to-hip ratio. But I do think I'd look smashing in a Blinky t-shirt.




















And here's what the computers at Simsponizeme.com think I look like, based on an uploaded picture. I resent that they gave me too-short pants based on just a headshot.







Here's what the Simpsonizeme computer made of my niece's photo. My niece has almost no hair, and what she does have is very light brown. She was not standing in the photo. She never wears black.








And here's what the Simpsonizeme computer did with my beloved Daniel Day-Lewis: turned him into Dennis Miller. Oh Danny -- I'm sorry I fed you to the swine!

Say you forgive me!




9 comments:

Sarita said...

I would feel too badly about the too short pants. Simpson characters by definition are a little out of style.

I just went and saw the movie the other night. Classic.

RC Cola! said...

Ha!

ThomCarter.com said...

Everyone looks a little better with Yellow skin!

Carvel said...

I laughed at your remorse for exposing Danny to the swine.

Sarah said...

Poor Daniel! Maybe that'll be him in another 20 years...

Anna Maria Junus said...

Very funny!

Where did you get these?

Marie said...

Sarita -- I will try to not be offended. It's just that as a tall girl, most of my pants ARE too short, so I'm kinda awed and angry that the computer was so eerily perceptive. I"m looking forward to the movie -- that Spiderpig bit from the TV commercials gets me every time.

Dad -- I bet your automated Simpsons avatar would look like...the Proclaimer twins. Or one of them, anyway.

Sarah -- Oh, that would be horrible. But it wouldn't matter, because I love him for his soul. His weird, reclusive, cobbler-boy soul.

Anna -- the first one is from the Simspsons movie website, and the others are from a site put up by Burger King (which is part of the Simpsons Movie promotional juggernaut). Click on the links in the post to make your very own!

wynne said...

This is what I look like, if you care.

Marie said...

Oh, I care, Wynne. I care. I care that you've somehow morphed into a wall-eyed zombie with the hair of an electrocution victim.

I think you might be overworked. Get a babysitter and go to the spa, okay?