Tuesday, May 22, 2007

I'm an octovark -- what are you?

What kind of cross-bred critter are you?

You are an octovark. Elusive, quiet, and sensitive, you prefer to glide through life thinking deeply about everything. And as you ponder life's biggest questions (like where you can find some tasty termites on the bottom of the ocean) BEWARE to anyone who invades your personal space! They may get piddled on with ink. (The pen is mightier than the sword, you know.)
Take this quiz!


sharonsfriendjen said...

I took the quiz (love quizzes), and I got the same results as you did. I guess we are both octovarks! :)

Marie said...

I knew there was a reason we liked each other. We should have an ink fight sometime. And may the best octovark win!

sharonsfriendjen said...

Sounds like fun! What else will we do on a three hour tour (car) ride to bear world? :)
I hope you have the tune to Gilligan's Island in your head. Its a great catchy tune that sticks with you for days and days.
"Just sit right back & you’ll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful trip
That started from this tropic port aboard this tiny ship.
The mate was a mighty sailing man, The skipper brave & sure.
Five passengers set sail that day for a three hour tour,
A three hour tour"

Marie said...

If you insist on subjecting me to Gilligan I will fight back with Green Acres. Or a variation thereof:

"Bear World is the place to be,
Cub snuggling is the life for me,
Angry mama bear will gnaw my hide--
Take Salt Lake, just give me sweet suicide..."

Rachel said...

"You are an elecuda, and it's not your fault. Resulting from an unfortunate alliance between a barracuda and an elephant, you frequently find yourself frustrated by your very nature. (Hey, what vegetarian wouldn't be frustrated by the constant urge to eat anything and everything with the capacity to bleed?) You aren't comfortable anywhere. If you hold grudges, it's just because you have a long memory. If you ever bite...well, that's just the barracuda talking.

But a-way down deep in your crusty soul, you are as soft-hearted and sweet as a wad of warm bubblegum (but if you think a person suspects this, you'll trample them)."

I don't know what to think of that.

Marie said...

Rachel -- I switched just one of my answers and became an elecuda. I guess an elecuda is just an octovark who's not too lazy and cowardly to react to irritations. With every passing year my fangs get longer and soon....the feeding frenzy! How cathartic it will be!

Anonymous said...

I'm a platyog.

Is that a platypus and frog or hog?


Marie said...

I'm pretty sure it's a platypus & a frog. Or maybe a platypus and a polliwog? Here's what it says:

You are a platyog. You are adaptible, conversible, friendly. You're comfortable anywhere! So what if you look a little...funny? So what if you like to nibble on the occasional insect? Big deal! You are intelligent and easy-going (and if you are ever cold-blooded, it's only because you haven't been able to take a nap in the sun on that particular day). People like you.

Sounds like Sharon to me, except that she's very rarely cold-blooded. The only exception is when someone -- I'm naming no names -- tries to preach The Secret to her over the pulpit ("Marriage is great! Y'all must be a much of marriage Scrooges, because if you just wanted to be married enough, you'd be married right now! And happy! Like me! Hallelujah, amen!")


Hugo Weaving said...

Suprisingly enough I was an Octovark as well. I guess I don't know myself as well as I think I do.