tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37801529.post4838531375406784404..comments2023-05-30T07:40:35.541-07:00Comments on A-sitting on a gate: Triumph of the godless killing machines.Mariehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10389656325499233438noreply@blogger.comBlogger16125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37801529.post-87463121363814914802007-06-19T08:08:00.000-07:002007-06-19T08:08:00.000-07:00Oh, the adulation! My adoring public! I adore yo...Oh, the adulation! My adoring public! I adore you, too! Buy my new book, "How to Write About Nothing," at a bookstore near you.<BR/><BR/>Seriously -- thanks for reading, guys. You made my day, and it was a day that needed making. Don't buy me flowers, don't call me pretty -- just tell me I'm funny and I'll dance happily to the grave.Mariehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10389656325499233438noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37801529.post-69229285401698170042007-06-18T09:53:00.000-07:002007-06-18T09:53:00.000-07:00Having read a few posts this morning, I think you ...Having read a few posts this morning, I think you are the secret Pilates of humor (I'm also breaching blog comment etiquette, or am I just bringing it full circle, a la Jerry and Elaine)? Either way, this post about Bear World is so funny, my abs, they hurt. The bear on the car telling you to kiss his hairy butt, priceless.Hey, It's Ansleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07389503231486327653noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37801529.post-91899557862065718312007-06-18T07:50:00.000-07:002007-06-18T07:50:00.000-07:00I don't know who you are, but you ARE hilarious. I...I don't know who you are, but you ARE hilarious. I'm glad the bear didn't eat you.Dainon.https://www.blogger.com/profile/13336123090037373810noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37801529.post-60143049653893864902007-06-17T11:53:00.000-07:002007-06-17T11:53:00.000-07:00(I'm thinking the etiquette breach was commenting ...(I'm thinking the etiquette breach was commenting on the wrong post - not reading it). Just to clarify. <BR/><BR/>But hey, now I've bumped your comment total up. I love extra comments on mine.lenalouhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08896364737596268192noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37801529.post-91799119884492767562007-06-17T11:51:00.000-07:002007-06-17T11:51:00.000-07:00That was classic! Very funny.I also love salt and ...That was classic! Very funny.<BR/><BR/>I also love salt and vinegar chips -so yummy and bad for one. <BR/><BR/>Also (in a probably breach of blog etiquette) I just read your old sports/Frank DeFour post and LOVED it. Totally related on many levels, including loving Frank's writing.lenalouhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08896364737596268192noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37801529.post-68246069588774430762007-06-16T16:08:00.000-07:002007-06-16T16:08:00.000-07:00holy cow, seriously funny! Have you entered that i...holy cow, seriously funny! Have you entered that in a short story contest? hilarious.Josihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10615874450489497826noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37801529.post-29845506646318484482007-06-16T14:54:00.000-07:002007-06-16T14:54:00.000-07:00That was seriously hysterical. I'm going to send ...That was seriously hysterical. I'm going to send all my friends to that entry.Tristi Pinkstonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12122250747480013804noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37801529.post-39491673427803751772007-06-14T08:28:00.000-07:002007-06-14T08:28:00.000-07:00Hiya, April! I hope there were no negative conseq...Hiya, April! I hope there were no negative consequences for reading during work. If you got canned, it would just be another victory for the bears. They rejoice in human suffering.Mariehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10389656325499233438noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37801529.post-25560556174656785802007-06-13T08:42:00.000-07:002007-06-13T08:42:00.000-07:00Rachel C. recommended your site, and thank goodnes...Rachel C. recommended your site, and thank goodness she did! This post was hilarious! (If only I hadn't read it while at work.)Aprilhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02363320894528126629noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37801529.post-67854822799380198332007-06-08T12:00:00.000-07:002007-06-08T12:00:00.000-07:00Belladonna -- they're the only chips worth eating!...Belladonna -- they're the only chips worth eating! Oh, how I love them. I could probably save a lot of calories by just sucking on them and then discarding the limp chip which is, after all, just a vehicle for the lovely salt and vinegar.<BR/><BR/>Rachel C -- Aw, shucks. I'm glad you like it! I see your blog has finally been un-secreted. I will come and read soon -- when I'm not at work -- and confess all my secret wedding obsessions.Mariehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10389656325499233438noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37801529.post-1670236958052987192007-06-08T08:53:00.000-07:002007-06-08T08:53:00.000-07:00Bestest best post evah. Thanks for the entertainm...Bestest best post evah. Thanks for the entertainment!i i eeehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11965669520527591687noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37801529.post-1580822463854756242007-06-06T17:05:00.000-07:002007-06-06T17:05:00.000-07:00Personally, I think those salt and vinegar chips a...Personally, I think those salt and vinegar chips are just plain nasty.<BR/><BR/>But to each their own.Belladonnahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13704410443745252997noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37801529.post-32584214918824803532007-06-06T13:42:00.000-07:002007-06-06T13:42:00.000-07:00There aren't any bears here. After all they are G...There aren't any bears here. After all they are Godless Killing Machines. Heaven is nice. Jesus sends his love. Yay, for me the internet is available here, what would I do without your blog??sharonsfriendjenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02972515811859342991noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37801529.post-69277489349008938362007-06-06T10:12:00.000-07:002007-06-06T10:12:00.000-07:00Rachel -- if I said that the camera was attached t...Rachel -- if I said that the camera was attached to my wrist, would you believe me? I would never save a camera over a friend. Well, not unless the friend was a goner.<BR/><BR/><BR/>Jen -- I'm so touched that you came back from the dead to read my blog! So how is heaven? Are there any bears?Mariehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10389656325499233438noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37801529.post-50376285626598812782007-06-06T09:11:00.000-07:002007-06-06T09:11:00.000-07:00That was the best story telling I have heard!! I ...That was the best story telling I have heard!! I laughed SO hard I cried. Some of the tears were however from that fateful moment when the bear "attacked". Gives me chills.sharonsfriendjenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02972515811859342991noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37801529.post-76351139829013060152007-06-05T22:59:00.000-07:002007-06-05T22:59:00.000-07:00Poor Sharon and Jen. At least you made it out aliv...Poor Sharon and Jen. At least you made it out alive with your camera.Left-Handedhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05635327823530813335noreply@blogger.com