tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37801529.post4558372465516587419..comments2023-05-30T07:40:35.541-07:00Comments on A-sitting on a gate: Don't do it for the cash. Do it for Conan.Mariehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10389656325499233438noreply@blogger.comBlogger14125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37801529.post-29720591156167321302008-03-17T02:14:00.000-07:002008-03-17T02:14:00.000-07:00there once was a lass liked a ladwho was truly a t...there once was a lass liked a lad<BR/>who was truly a terrible cad<BR/>she chased him quite gladly<BR/>and captured him, sadly<BR/>and now he's a husband - and dad!<BR/>(this was just better)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37801529.post-59669910537392028242008-03-17T01:02:00.000-07:002008-03-17T01:02:00.000-07:00there once was a lass liked a ladwho was truly a t...there once was a lass liked a lad<BR/>who was truly a terrible cad<BR/>she chased him quite gladly<BR/>and captured him, sadly<BR/>and now he's a husband - and mad!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37801529.post-21817104544372311452008-03-15T07:31:00.000-07:002008-03-15T07:31:00.000-07:00There once was a lovely librarianWho fell in love ...There once was a lovely librarian<BR/>Who fell in love with an au pair, Ian.<BR/>She ran off with the manny<BR/>And his fantastic fanny<BR/>Til she left him for a hot veterinarian.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37801529.post-1454738761845682032008-03-15T07:28:00.000-07:002008-03-15T07:28:00.000-07:00I apologize in advance to Marie's mother.There onc...I apologize in advance to Marie's mother.<BR/><BR/>There once was a vet named Tom<BR/>who hadn't had a good poop since 'Nam.<BR/>So he sucked on some prunes<BR/>til he felt something brewin'<BR/>And he shat an atomic bomb.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37801529.post-69401199440017305562008-03-14T12:16:00.000-07:002008-03-14T12:16:00.000-07:00I still live in mother's homeNowhere to stretch my...I still live in mother's home<BR/>Nowhere to stretch my legs and roam<BR/>No friends can I meet<BR/>My head's below my feet<BR/>Mayhap I'll be born at gloamAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37801529.post-26958887772579541242008-03-14T12:04:00.000-07:002008-03-14T12:04:00.000-07:00Get this freaking baby outIs what I always want to...Get this freaking baby out<BR/>Is what I always want to shout<BR/>He's been in there too long<BR/>His kicks are very strong<BR/>I'd rather have the goutAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37801529.post-17332156593632510212008-03-13T13:40:00.000-07:002008-03-13T13:40:00.000-07:00In truth it is quite reprehensibleThat an "ingredi...In truth it is quite reprehensible<BR/>That an "ingredient" should be so indispensable<BR/>When making some "Irish Stew"<BR/>There is only one thing to do<BR/>Mix in some wedding vegatablesAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37801529.post-66336078515658322622008-03-13T11:03:00.000-07:002008-03-13T11:03:00.000-07:00There once was a man named Gerard.Who Marie though...There once was a man named Gerard.<BR/>Who Marie thought was the bard.<BR/>He wrote in rhythm sprung,<BR/>While using the Welsh tongue, <BR/>Now he rests in an Irish yard.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37801529.post-15578037359369480612008-03-13T03:28:00.000-07:002008-03-13T03:28:00.000-07:00There once was a lass called MarieWho on her blog ...There once was a lass called Marie<BR/>Who on her blog set up a spree<BR/>She offered a prize<BR/>For the best pack of lies<BR/>Bound up in the form that you see!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37801529.post-48812743224294145862008-03-11T14:35:00.000-07:002008-03-11T14:35:00.000-07:00There once was a young man from Tatooine.When he g...There once was a young man from Tatooine.<BR/>When he got older he married the Queen.<BR/>Not too much later, <BR/>He became Darth Vadar, <BR/>Now everyone thinks that he's mean!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37801529.post-71329312956093509592008-03-09T20:42:00.000-07:002008-03-09T20:42:00.000-07:00Whee! Here we go again!Whee! Here we go again!wynnehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02105342199853174222noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37801529.post-16576178702408705982008-03-08T17:44:00.000-08:002008-03-08T17:44:00.000-08:00There was a cute single girl (Maisie)Who kept her ...There was a cute single girl (Maisie)<BR/>Who kept her breath fresh as a daisy<BR/>It made her quite harried<BR/>She said “if I married”<BR/>I’d eat garlic all day and be lazyAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37801529.post-53871261763094696272008-03-08T17:43:00.000-08:002008-03-08T17:43:00.000-08:00There was a young man called ObamaWho’s created a ...There was a young man called Obama<BR/>Who’s created a whole lot of drama<BR/>He’s made Hillary mad<BR/>But the media glad<BR/>And we all think he has real good karmaAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37801529.post-52752688243161870982008-03-06T21:57:00.000-08:002008-03-06T21:57:00.000-08:00Just want to say, I like your new avatar pic! I m...Just want to say, I like your new avatar pic! <BR/><BR/>I may or may not be anonymously competing in the contest. Whahahahhaha!i i eeehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11965669520527591687noreply@blogger.com